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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise
for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, 'I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every
move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed
a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed
remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.

She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say,
with time, his scrotum should recover completely.'
All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.

A man rose and walked slowly to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to
tell my wife...













The word is sternum.' rolmao

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