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Judy · Moderator

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
> turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
> struck by lightning.
>
> One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
> of the plane. 'I'm too young to die!' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well,
> if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No
> one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is
> there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??'
>
> For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril,
> and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
> plane.
>
> Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. 'I can make you feel
> like a woman,' he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black
> hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
> unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is
> breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He
> removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her,
> and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and
> whispers: 'Iron this.'

Pepsigirl · Guest

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char59 · Global Moderator

just too funny rolmao

SAM · Family Member

funny one!

nippercat · Global Moderator

rayswife · Family Member