Husband:
Oh, come on.

Wife:
Leave me alone!

Husband:
It won't take long.

Wife:
I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband:
I can't sleep without it.

Wife:
Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband:
Because I'm Hot.

Wife:
You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband:
If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wife:
If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband:
You don't love me anymore.

Wife:
Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband:
Please...come on

Wife:
Alright, I'll do it.

Husband:
What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Wife:
I can't find it.

Husband:
Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Wife:
There! Are you satisfied?

Husband:
 Oh, yes.

Wife:
Is it up far enough?

Husband:
! Oh, that's good.

Wife:
Now go to sleep,
and from now on when you want the window open,
do it yourself.



Now, what were you expecting?